Fun With Stickers!

A Million Little Stickers

My Daughter has an unfortunate $1/day Sticker Habit.  It affects everyone around her, as evidenced by this photo.  As with many addicts, she’s become manipulative; as she was applying stickers to my face, she told me “You almost look very beautiful.”  This of course made me very self-conscious, willing to do almost anything she wanted to become Truly Beautiful.  Before you condemn her, remember:  It’s a disease.  Not a choice.

I Look Pretty.