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My Daughter, The Spy.
Ginger revealed two secrets today:
1) She can transmit written messages.
2) She knows the Russian alphabet.
It’s Never too Late to Say it (unless your victim dies). Dick Cheney has never apologized to the guy he shot in the face on a hunting trip in 2006. I decided to help mend fences…
Meme: lolcats | My own Kitteh photos from the last 5 years or so. I Can Haz Kitteh Pickturz?
I stumbled upon this, and it may be useful to one of you deviants. When I was trying to think of my ransom demand, one of Buffalo Bill’s phrases came to mind.
Remember Ginger’s “Bun” drawing? We got home from a family Zoo day today, and there was a surprise package from Matt Hayden from Boulder – 2 Bun T-shirts for the kids!
Ginger got new markers and has been pushing the limits of Marker Application Theory (MAT) ever since.
My daughter, Ginger, drew a “Bun” and I wanted a photo of her, and then she suggested that she take a photo of me, and that’s something we’re going to work on together.
Fox News said they’re not racist, but Barack Hussein Obama is black, and he had a bunch of black people over for a BBQ Hip-Hop Block Party where they all just danced and didn’t create jobs.
Libertarians, you luv America & hate gov’t ‘cuz you’re patriots. So vacation in Somalia & brag how great Freedom & Liberty is without gov’t & taxes!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A Mr. Freshman T. Party lost control of the Debt Ceiling and drove into the Global Marketplace, injuring nearly all middle and lower income people on the planet.
He’s got that look on his face like, “Should I play it? Should I? Y’all wanna hear the ‘Forbidden Fruit’? I only break this one out on special raptures, ye children, so get ready to part the seas, heal the lepers, turn a little water into wine, shit your shorts and praise the lord!”
Haven’t you ever been naked and then suddenly attacked by babies? This statue is for those who didn’t make it back… or it’s some statue from Norway about something else.
If we can’t laugh at ourselves… After reading this WSJ article titled “Today’s Special at Wal-Mart: Something Weird” that I clicked through from a Gawker story, one comment lead to another, and before I knew it I was teaching a history lesson unlike anyone had ever heard before.
Is it just me, or does True Blood’s Season 3 Vampire King remind anyone of American Dad’s Beauregard LaFontaine, Hairdresser and Wealthy Obnoxious Weirdo?
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