{"id":1181,"date":"2011-06-05T10:03:48","date_gmt":"2011-06-05T15:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2011-06-09T11:07:04","modified_gmt":"2011-06-09T16:07:04","slug":"fun-with-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/05\/fun-with-stickers\/","title":{"rendered":"Fun With Stickers!"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Million Little Stickers<\/a><\/h2>\n

My Daughter has an unfortunate $1\/day Sticker Habit. \u00a0It affects everyone around her, as evidenced by this photo. \u00a0As with many addicts, she’s become manipulative; as she was applying stickers to my face, she told me “You almost look very beautiful.” \u00a0This of course made me very self-conscious, willing to do almost anything she wanted to become\u00a0Truly<\/em> Beautiful. \u00a0Before you condemn her, remember: \u00a0It’s a disease. \u00a0Not a choice.<\/p>\n

\"Fun<\/a>
I Look Pretty.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My Daughter has an unfortunate $1\/day Sticker Habit. It affects everyone around her, as evidenced by this photo. As with many addicts, she’s become manipulative; as she was applying stickers to my face, she told me “You almost look very beautiful.” This of course made me very self-conscious, willing to do almost anything she wanted to become Truly Beautiful. Before you condemn her, remember: It’s a disease. Not a choice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1186,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}","inline_featured_image":false,"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[478,479,288],"class_list":["post-1181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rants","tag-kids","tag-parenthood","tag-stickers"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":5,"label":"Rants"}],"post_tag":[{"value":478,"label":"kids"},{"value":479,"label":"Parenthood"},{"value":288,"label":"stickers"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Fun-With-Stickers-Ginger-Designer-Rants-Weblog-455x600.jpg",455,600,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Kris Bunda","author_link":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/author\/kris-bunda\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":5,"name":"Rants","slug":"rants","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":5,"taxonomy":"category","description":"Posts focusing on off-topics, tangents, rascals, etc\u2026","parent":0,"count":32,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":5,"category_count":32,"category_description":"Posts focusing on off-topics, tangents, rascals, etc\u2026","cat_name":"Rants","category_nicename":"rants","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":[{"term_id":478,"name":"kids","slug":"kids","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":484,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":17,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":479,"name":"Parenthood","slug":"parenthood","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":485,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":15,"filter":"raw"},{"term_id":288,"name":"stickers","slug":"stickers","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":288,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":1,"filter":"raw"}],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/Fun-With-Stickers-Ginger-Designer-Rants-Weblog.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1NcZe-j3","amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1181\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}