{"id":6164,"date":"2015-08-16T18:37:07","date_gmt":"2015-08-16T23:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/?p=6164"},"modified":"2015-12-11T18:27:05","modified_gmt":"2015-12-12T00:27:05","slug":"jackisms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/16\/jackisms\/","title":{"rendered":"Jackisms"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Jack is 5 years old. For at least a year or two, we&#8217;ve really enjoyed his version of certain words.<\/h2>\n<h3>Here are some of them&#8211;in use between age 3 and present age 5.5&#8211;with some no longer in use:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Soft Drinks:\n<ul>\n<li>Root Beard<\/li>\n<li>Sprike (Sprite)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Entertainment:\n<ul>\n<li>Neck Flicks (Netflix)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>When Someone is Being Unoriginal, re: Lego Building, Paper\/Crayon Art Projects, Driveway Gravel Engineering (They have 2 sand boxes, but insist on making all sorts of speed bump-type mounds and canals in the drive):\n<ul>\n<li>She compied me. (Jack&#8217;s 7-yr-old sister is known to use this turn of phrase also)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Outraged Missives:\n<ul>\n<li>Jesus Christ! (No idea where he could&#8217;ve picked that one up from&#8230;[Author looks away])<\/li>\n<li>Get this damn baby off the table! (When his 22-mo-old brother stands on the table and uses everyone&#8217;s plates as his personal smorgasboard like he&#8217;s some Roman emperor at a brothel&#8211;taking chips and dipping them inappropriately in side dishes, fingering entrees; Dinner Table Riverdancing Coyote Ugly-style when everyone is way too sober for such fare, etc.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6172\" class=\"thumbnail wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 595px\"><a href=\"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/16\/jackisms\/dsc03448\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6172\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-6172\" src=\"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/DSC03448-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"Jack insists on being part of an Ebay listing photo\" width=\"595\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/DSC03448-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/DSC03448-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/DSC03448-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/DSC03448-1250x833.jpg 1250w, https:\/\/krisbunda.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/DSC03448-400x267.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 595px) 100vw, 595px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"caption wp-caption-text\">Jack insists on being part of an Ebay listing photo<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li>National Fast Food Chains:\n<ul>\n<li>Old MacDonald&#8217;s (Gramma took us to Old MacDonald&#8217;s)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Dishes:\n<ul>\n<li>Genical Chicken (General&#8217;s Chicken)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Reminiscing:\n<ul>\n<li>A time ago&#8230; (a lot of things happened a time ago)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Sea Life:\n<ul>\n<li>Particles (While watching <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NGvZI0D6tFM\" target=\"_blank\">YouTube video where guy scrapes barnacles and uses for bait<\/a>: &#8220;Yeah Dad, that&#8217;s why we don&#8217;t \u00a0use particles, because the fish just eat them off the hook.&#8221;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Mohawk:\n<ul>\n<li>More Hog (apparently the best hairstyle)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jack is 5 years old. 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